American Marriage, a joke all around!

We talked about this on our new news show "Coffee Break." The gay marriage ban failed to pass in our governement. Obviously this is good. But it still doesn't take care of the problem. And what problem is that? The fact that most Americans think that gay marriage is going to ruin the country. Well that's simple bullshit. Straight couples have already managed to shread marriage to pieces. While there is a large group of Americans thinking that gays are going to take the concept of marriage and trash it, they are ignoring what they have done. Quite simply divorce sums it all up. Most of marriages fail and they end in divorce. Marriages by straight couples are treated like dating these days. You get married, pop some kids out, and then get divorced. If that's not the cast they just get married on the spot. They run off to Vegas. They get married for all the wrong reasons. Some get married for money, for comfort, or just because they don't want to be loney. Gays haven't done this, striaght people have. So before Americans run screamed the that marriage is about to go to hell they should clean it up before the gays even have a chance to get to it. At least with gay marriages there wouldn't be kids being screwed over between Dad's House and Mom's house, and Dad's new wife, trying to be mom. Quite frankly all marriage should be outlawed until anyone can deal with it. But if you're going to have marriage you might as well allow the gays to have chance at misery, attorney fees, divorce, child support, and alamony.